Self-defense is not murder.
Slim
[answering the phone] Is this my little croissant?
Mitch
I like going by Grandma's, but do we have to drive for 55 hours, just to reach some phone booth? Can we call Daddy this time? Slim: No!
Gracie
All right, man against woman. Is that really fair?
Mitch
What’s ‘tainted?’ Is that like ‘painted?’
Gracie
Good, because I am sick and tired to DEATH of moving
Gracie
Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it.
Michael Simmons
The sad part about it is, when most people promise for better or for worse, they really only mean for the better.
Michael Simmons
Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it.
Michael Simmons
Who says I have to stop?
Caleb Holt
Marriage isn't fireproof.
Caleb Holt