Quotes from the Movie Dick

You kicked Checkers, you're prejudiced, and you have a potty mouth!

Betsy Jobs

You can't let Dick control your life!

Betsy Jobs

It's called incest, Arlene, and it's against the law.

Betsy Jobs

War is not healthy for children and other living things.

Arlene Lorenzo

We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can't find any books on it, and the President's having us followed. It's too much pressure.

Arlene Lorenzo

I love Dick!

Arlene Lorenzo

He's trying to drive me insane!

Arlene Lorenzo

He's trying to drive me insane!

Arlene Lorenzo

Checkers - shut up! Or I'll feed you to the Chinese!

President Richard M. Nixon

I've got a way with young people. They trust me.

President Richard M. Nixon

You don't mess with the big boys!!

President Richard M. Nixon

What about that list from CREEP? How could you let your dog eat it?! You're ruining my life!!!

Carl Bernstein

Dick is going down, man!

Carl Bernstein

Excuse me, Mr. President. I was not informed that you were in the middle of... what the hell ARE you in the middle of?

Henry Kissinger

It's alright, gentlemen. I'm familiar with these two young ladies. Well, not "familiar", familiar, obviously. I mean, I know them. We discussed foreign policy. Don't you give me that look!

Henry Kissinger