If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
Patches O\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'Houlihan
Just remember the five D's of dodgeball: "Dodge", "Duck", "Dip", "Dive", and..."Dodge".
Patches O Houlihan
Line up Ladies!!
Patches O Houlihan
Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop!
Patches O Houlihan
Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, 'cause it's sterile and I like the taste.
Patches O Houlihan
Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, 'cause it's sterile and I like the taste.
Patches O Houlihan
It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!
Patches O Houlihan
Oh my sweet dick, it's magic.
Patches O Houlihan
I ain't crazy, and I ain't a guy!
Patches O Houlihan
Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you.
Patches O Houlihan
If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it into submission, that's the only way.
Patches O Houlihan
Remember, dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion and degradation. So, when you're picking players in gym class, remember to pick the bigger, stronger players for your team. That way you can gang up on the weaker ones, like Winston here.
Patches O Houlihan
They must masturbate a lot, Cotton.
Pepper
I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton.
Pepper
Effin A, Cotton. Effin AAAAAAA!
Pepper