I smell something. Do you smell something?
Kit
No, that's not it. I smell... fun.
Kit
You are a dirty little fun-haver.
Kit
You couldn't be more wrong if you called it a Canadian Goose.
Kit
Shut up, you whore!
Kit
No, you were not sipping too loudly. It's that goddamn bird outside my goddamn window!
Kit
What the hell kind of devil bird chirps at night?
Kit
Yeah, everyone from work went to T.G.I. Friday's, but I don't really like that place. Or anyone I work with.
Kit
Hey, Paula. Good news. It's Champagne Thursday.
Kit
Uh, yeah, Thursday came twice this week.
Kit
There's talk of making it permanent.
Kit
Right, but for booze.
Kit
Oh... A copy that, too, right here!
Kit
Yes. Is Ace short for... Ace-a-rooney?
Kit
Shut up! Shut up you crazy bastard bird bitch!
Kit