Quotes from the Movie Good morning, vietnam

Mantovani? They play Mantovani to insomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs!

Adrian Cronauer

Mayday! Mayday! Dragon lady with incredible figure at 11 o'clock. Stop the car.

Adrian Cronauer

Oh, Edward, Edward, you don't understand. I've been on a small Greek island with a lotta women who look like Zorba. I never thought I'd find women attractive ever again, and now that I do you won't even turn the car around? Thanks a lot.

Adrian Cronauer

Ed, are you always this happy?

Adrian Cronauer

My God, it's Mardi Gras, and I'm on the main float.

Adrian Cronauer

Goooooooood morning, Vietnam! Hey, this is not a test! This is rock-'n'-roll! Time to rock it from the Delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie?

Adrian Cronauer

Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late! It's 0600. What's the O stand for? "Oh my God, it's early!" Speaking of early, how about that Cro-Magnon Marty Drywitz. Thank you Marty for "Silky-smooth sound." Make me sound like Peggy LeeÖ

Adrian Cronauer

What is this "demilitarized zone?" What do they mean, "police action?" Sounds like a couple of cops in Brooklyn going, "Uh, she looks pretty to me."

Adrian Cronauer

Hereís a little riddle for you. What's the difference between the army and the Cub Scouts? Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery!

Adrian Cronauer

Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP

Adrian Cronauer

How am I gonna get to first base with this girl?

Adrian Cronauer

The Mississippi River broke through a protective dike today. What is a protective dike? Is that a large woman standing near the river going "Don't go near there!" "But Betty-" "Don't go near there! Get away from the river! Stay away from there." I know, we can't use the word "dyke." You can't even say "lesbian", it's "women in comfortable shoes." Thank you very much.

Adrian Cronauer

I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, what it is, what it shall be, what it was. The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon roundup.

Adrian Cronauer

You know, you're very beautiful. You're also very quiet. And I'm not used to girls being that quiet unless they're medicated. Normally I go out with girls who talk so much you could hook them up to a wind turbine and they could power a small New Hampshire town.

Adrian Cronauer

Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

Adrian Cronauer