Welcome to Thunderdome Bitch!
Floyd
Sir yes sir! Blue cheese for you stat! Have a good day big guy.
Floyd
Yes Masta..Right away Masta..Aint gonna be no bacon on the salad masta...no bacon..oh no.no no
Floyd
Yeah! Carpe deez nuts! God I can't wait to quit this job!
Floyd
We almost had to move it up to the 10 second rule!
Floyd
Congratulations, you're the coolest guy that works at ShenanigenZ! That's like being the smartest kid with Down's Syndrome
Mitch
You are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant, and I hope you burn in hell.
Mitch
Correct me if I'm wrong, but havenÃt I been inside you?
Monty
Come on mom. Of course I'm being safe. I pull out.
Monty
I'd do her. Hell I'd probably even pay... I would.
Monty
Mama said thay my magic shoes. Mama say thay take me anywhere. Of course mama use to beat with a rubber hose and call me a retard
Monty
Damn child proof lighters.
Monty
It's so angry!
Monty
With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again.
Monty
Well, the best thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people everyday.
Monty