Ah, the Heckler and Koch G-36. Quite deadly in the right hands.
Johnny English
All right, so I was wrong about the Archbishop's bottom.
Johnny English
A good agent doesn't need gadgets. The only gadgets I've ever needed are a sharp eye, sensitive hearing and a whole bunch of bigger brains.
Johnny English
Look pull yourself together, it's only a bit of poo.
Johnny English
Arrest that man! And lock him away!
Johnny English
The word mistake, sir, is not one that appears in my dictionary.
Johnny English
Have you or have you not, tattooed on your bottom the words "Jesus is coming, look busy"?
Johnny English
My bottom will be King of England before you are.
Johnny English
You might have taken me, Sauvage, but as long as I've got breath in my lungs and a bullet in my gun, you'll never take England.
Johnny English
He was not fit to wear this crown!
Johnny English
Her Majesty did seem very grateful.
Johnny English
I've been dropped into the Kalahari desert, carrying nothing more than a toothbrush and a packet of sherbert lemons, and I still found my way to Bulawayo before Ramadan!
Johnny English
Good morning, gentlemen! MI7 at your service.
Johnny English
Clearly, the aptly-named English is a fool.
Pascal Sauvage
All this stupid little country has to do is stay quiet and do what it's told for one miserable day! But can it do that?! My fragrant French arse it cannot!
Pascal Sauvage