Quotes from the Movie Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times.

Harry

This is every shade of wrong.

Harry

I swear to God, it's like somebody took America by the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.

Harry

I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club.

Harry

When in doubt, cut up a pig - that was the town's motto.

Harry

Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock.

Harry

Doesn't that suck? I just hit you for no reason. I don't know why.

Harry

Dont quit your gay job

Harry

This isn't good cop, bad cop. This is fag and New Yorker. You're in serious trouble.

Gay Perry

I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.

Gay Perry

He called her a... well, a bad word. Cunt.

Gay Perry

Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?

Gay Perry

Look up idiot in the dictionary and do you know what you will find? Harry - A picture of me?

Gay Perry

I drink Genaro beer. But then, what do I know? I'm a bear. I suck the heads off of fish.

Bear in TV Ad

Well, well, look what we got here. How you doin' tough guy?[Harry grabs a gun] Oh, you got a gun. Damn, you are tough.

Mr. Fire