Quotes from the Movie Men in Black

Oh, and hire a decorator to come in here quick, 'cause damn!

Agent J

Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise around in a Ford POS.

Agent J

Doctor... whatever, come here!

Agent J

We're rehearsing a ventriloquist act.

Agent J

Hey, old guys!

Agent J

Oh, I'm sorry. Was that your auntie? Then that must be your uncle, then, huh? Aw, you know you all look alike.

Agent J

This definitely rates a 9.0 on my Weird Shit-O-Meter.

Agent J

You just pissin' everybody off today, huh?

Agent J

Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training.

Zed

The twins keep us on Centaurian time, standard thirty-seven hour day. In a few months, you'll get used to it. Or you'll have a psychotic episode.

Zed

We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.

Zed

YOU SORRY LITTLE INGRATES!!!

Zed

You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MIB Special Services. You'll conform only to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on, you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as dËj· vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist, you were never even born. Anonymity is your name, silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You are above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're 'them'. We're 'they'. We are the Men in Black.

Zed

A man came in here earlier. A dead man.

Edgar/The Bug

Listen here, monkey boy! Compared to you humans, I'm on the top rung of the evolutionary ladder. So can it, all right?

Edgar/The Bug