What is your damage, Heather?
Veronica Sawyer
My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I'd have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew...
Veronica Sawyer
Great pate, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that party.
Veronica Sawyer
Great pate, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral.
Veronica Sawyer
This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.
Veronica Sawyer
I say we just grow up, be adults and die.
Veronica Sawyer
If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.
Veronica Sawyer
Hi. I'm sorry. Technically, I did not kill Heather Chandler.. But hey, who am I trying to kid, right? I just want my High School to be a nice place... Amen... Did that sound bitchy?
Veronica Sawyer
What's the up-chuck factor on that?
Veronica Sawyer
Dear diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count. Everybody's sad...but it's kind of a weird kind of sad. Suicide gave Heather depth, Kurt a soul, and Ram a brain. I don't know what it's given me, but I have no control over myself when I'm with J.D. Are we going to prom or to hell?
Veronica Sawyer
It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of Liquid Drano.
Veronica Sawyer
Nothing can stop JD, not the FBI, the CIA or the PTA.
Veronica Sawyer
How very.
Veronica Sawyer
You know what I want, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.
Veronica Sawyer
Heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town.
Veronica Sawyer