Prison life is more structured than most men care for...H.I. McDunnough
I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.H.I. McDunnough
And the doc went on to explain that this woman, who looked as fertile as the Tennessee Valley, could bear no young. Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.H.I. McDunnough
There's what's right, and there's what's right, and never the twain shall meet.H.I. McDunnough
Nathan needs some Huggies, I'll be out directly. Mind you stay strapped in.H.I. McDunnough
Now, Y'all without sin can cast the first stoneH.I. McDunnough
My fie-ance left me!Edwina Ed McDunnough
Now mind his li'l fontanelle!Edwina Ed McDunnough
Turn to the right!Edwina Ed McDunnough
We released ourselves on our own recognizance.Gale Snopes
H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?Gale Snopes
Well, this is nothing but a goddamn shakedown and a screwjob, any way you look at it!Nathan Arizona Sr.
And if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.Nathan Arizona Sr.
I don't know what his damn jammies looked like... they had Yodas and shit on them.Nathan Arizona Sr.
I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.Glen