Quotes from the Movie Ratatouille

You're stealing food? How could you?! I-I thought you were my friend! I trusted you! Get out, you and all your rat buddies! And don't come back or I'll treat you the way restaurants are supposed to treat pests!

Linguini

Thanks, Little Chef.

Linguini

I know this sounds insane, but, well, the truth sounds insane sometimes, but that doesn't mean it's not...the truth. And the truth is...I have no talent at all. But this r-rat he's the one behind these recipes. He's the cook, the real cook. He's been hiding under my toque. He's been controlling my actions. He's the reason I can cook the food that's exciting everyone, the reason Ego is outside that door! You've been giving me credit for his gift. I know it's a hard thing to believe, but hey, you-you believed I could cook, right? Look, this works, it's crazy, but it works. We can be the greatest restaurant in Paris, and this rat, this brilliant, Little Chef, can lead us there.

Linguini

Let's do this thing!

Linguini

I don't handle pressure very well, and that's bad for me, but more important, the people around me.

Linguini

I'll make this easy to remember: keep your station clear, or I WILL KILL YOU!

Colette

Your sleeves look like you threw up on them!

Colette

How can you tell how good bread is without testing it? Not the smell, not the look, but the sound of the crust. Listen. [bread crackles] Oh, symphony of crackle. Only great bread sound this way.

Colette

I didn't have to help you! If I looked out only for myself, I would have let you drown! But..I wanted you to succeed. I...liked you....My mistake.

Colette

Hate to be rude, but we're French.

Colette

The soup. Where is the soup? Out of my way, garbage boy! You are cooking? How dare you cook in my kitchen?

Skinner

You are either very lucky, or very unlucky. You will make this soup again, and this time, I will be paying attention...very close attention. They think you might be a cook, but you know what I think, Linguini? I think that you are a sneaky, over-reaching little- RAT!!

Skinner

Welcome to hell.

Skinner

You're fired! F-I-R-E-D! FIRED!!

Skinner

Tell them Chef Linguini has prepared something special for them, something definitely "off-menu", mmm?. Oh, and don't forget to stress its...Linguini-ness.

Skinner