Quotes from the Movie Hercules

Wow. What a day. First that restaurant by the bay. And then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing. Man! I thought I had problems.

Hercules

But, Father, I've defeated every single monster I've come up against. I-I'm... I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. I'm... I-I'm an action figure!

Hercules

He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.

Meg

You know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me. I'm yours."

Meg

Thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice.

Meg

Bye-bye, Wonderboy.

Meg

I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.

Meg

Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?

Meg

I'll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery.

Meg

Let's see. What could be behind curtain number one?

Meg

It's all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.

Meg

Everyone in Greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pita.

Meg

I thought I smelt a rat.

Meg

Speak of the devil.

Meg

How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat!

Hades