"We're on a mission from God."
Elwood Blues
I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
Elwood Blues
This is glue... Strong stuff!
Elwood Blues
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!
Elwood Blues
Why da ya gotta be so negative all the time? Why can't ya offer some... constructive criticism?
Elwood Blues
They've probably got SCMODS... State County Municipal Offender Data System
Elwood Blues
You want out of this parking lot?! OK."
Elwood Blues
The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.
Elwood Blues
Hey, Jake. Gotta be at least seven dollars worth of change here.
Elwood Blues
You want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield, ma'am?
Elwood Blues
We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time. We do sincerely hope you all enjoy the show, and please remember people that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive there are still some things that make us all the same. Me, you, them, everybody, everybody!
Elwood Blues
It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Elwood Blues
YES! YES!! JESUS H TAP DANCIN' CHRIST, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!
Joliet Jake Blues
I have seen the light!
Joliet Jake Blues
How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!
Joliet Jake Blues