Quotes from the Movie The Boondock Saints

You know what I think is psycho, Roc? It's decent men with loving families. They come home every day after work and they turn on the news. You know what they see? They see rapists, and murderers and child molesters. They're all getting out of prison.

Connor MacManus

Rule of thumb? Can't do much damage with that thing, can we. Perhaps it should have been the rule of wrist.

Connor MacManus

You know what we need. Some rope.

Connor MacManus

Is that right, Rambo?

Connor MacManus

Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Connor MacManus

Oh, name one thing you're gonna need rope for.

Connor MacManus

Yeah, it's St. Paddy's Day, everyone's Irish tonight. Why don't yous just pull up a stool and have a drink with us?

Murphy MacManus

We're sorta like 7-Eleven, we're not always doing business, but we're always open.

Murphy MacManus

Brilliant. So now we got a Huge Guy theory and a Serial Crusher theory. Top notch.

Paul Smecker, F.B.I.

Television. Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. The little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling. That James Bond shit never happens in real life. Professionals don't do that.

Paul Smecker, F.B.I.

You Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally-large men. Kinda makes me feel like Riverdancing. [begins dancing]

Paul Smecker, F.B.I.

We'll start the ass-kissing with you.

Paul Smecker, F.B.I.

CafÈ latte. Twist of lemon. Sweet 'n low.

Paul Smecker, F.B.I.

Cuddle? What a fag.

Paul Smecker, F.B.I.

"Symbology"? Well, now that Duffy's relinquished his King Bonehead crown, I see we have a new heir to the throne. The word I believe you're looking for is "symbolism".

Paul Smecker, F.B.I.