Quotes from the Movie The Long Kiss Goodnight

Earl, do me a favor? Ö Every few words, have some bubbles come out of your mouth and say "hic".

Samantha Caine/Charly Baltimore

Stop being a little baby and get up. Life is pain. Get used to it!

Samantha Caine/Charly Baltimore

It ain't over. You're going to die screaming... and I'm going to watch. Am I telling the truth?

Samantha Caine/Charly Baltimore

Chefs do that.

Samantha Caine/Charly Baltimore

I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill.

Mitch Henessey

What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn' muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?

Mitch Henessey

I ain't handsome, I ain't rich, and the last time I got blown, candy bars cost a nickel.

Mitch Henessey