Look out, termites. It's squishing time.
Defendor/Arthur Poppington
When you break the law, you're a punk. When you break the law with a badge, you're a punk with a badge. I don't strike officers. Punks? Different story.
Defendor/Arthur Poppington
No. You need a ghost writer. 'Cause that's what you're going to be after I pulverize you.
Defendor/Arthur Poppington
Here. You can even have your comic back, too. First issue. You think it's worth something? You're wrong. Some geek offered me four bucks for it. Apparently Strontium 90 and the Hellhound Gang sucks balls.
Kat
Oh, really? Thanks for the tip. Should I suck your cock now?
Kat
Well, when I smoke that stuff, I'm not afraid or stupid. I'm not me either. It's the same.
Kat
I shot him, Arthur! I shot Dooney in the balls.
Kat
Do you remember when you saved Jack's life? I'll never forget what you did that day. You were just a regular guy doing something remarkable. You don't need a costume. Ordinary people, they do extraordinary things all the time. You're always going to be that hero, Arthur, just by being yourself.
Paul Carter
God, he thinks he's a superhero! That's why he's all beat up like that. He-he dresses up in tights and calls himself Defendor, with a big "D" on his chest and a cape!
Paul
You know what? You need a good ghost writer. Somebody with talent.
Dooney
You know what? You need a good ghost writer. Somebody with talent.
Arthur
Mmm 'cause superheroes aren't stupid. They're not afraid. And when I'm Defendor I'm not Arthur anymore. I'm a million times better than Arthur.
Arthur
Everybody needs help. [in Defendor voice] Even superheroes.
Arthur
No. Capes are for flying. I don't I don't fly.
Arthur
Doctor, when I put Kat's dad into the garbage, was that wrong?
Arthur