Quotes from the Movie Zoolander

I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is.

Derek Zoolander

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

Derek Zoolander

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

Derek Zoolander

I'm not an ambi-turner.

Derek Zoolander

I think I'm geting the black lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there.

Derek Zoolander

But why male models?

Derek Zoolander

Who am I? I don't know.

Derek Zoolander

Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us.

Derek Zoolander

There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman."

Derek Zoolander

Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your "do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way"?...

Derek Zoolander

Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful, I think.

Derek Zoolander

If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Derek Zoolander

You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite... you aren't.

Derek Zoolander

Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.

Derek Zoolander

At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.

Derek Zoolander