Golf Quotes

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.

Gardner Dickinson

Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well

Unknown

Golf is an easy game...It's just hard to play

unknown

Playing golf is just like going to a strip club. You're all revved up, ready to go. But three hours later, you're depressed, plastered, and most of your balls are missing

James Clark

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears

Bobby Jones

Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve

Dan Jenkins

There are three ways of learning golf: by study, which is the most wearisome; by imitation, which is the most fallacious; and by experience, which is the most bitter.

Robert Browning

Indeed, the highest pleasure of golf may be that on the fairways and far from all the pressures of commerce and rationality, we can feel immortal for a few hours

Colman McCarthy

You can't lose an old golf ball

John Willis

We have fifty-one golf courses in Palm Springs. He(Gerald Ford) never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot...At least he can't cheat on his score- because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded

Bob Hope

The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.

Bob Allen

Golf is 90 percent inspiration and 10 percent perspiration

Johnny Miller

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer

Tommy Bolt

The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing

Dave Hill

Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at

Dave Hill
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