They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.
Gardner Dickinson
Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well
Unknown
Golf is an easy game...It's just hard to play
unknown
Playing golf is just like going to a strip club. You're all revved up, ready to go. But three hours later, you're depressed, plastered, and most of your balls are missing
James Clark
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears
Bobby Jones
Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve
Dan Jenkins
There are three ways of learning golf: by study, which is the most wearisome; by imitation, which is the most fallacious; and by experience, which is the most bitter.
Robert Browning
Indeed, the highest pleasure of golf may be that on the fairways and far from all the pressures of commerce and rationality, we can feel immortal for a few hours
Colman McCarthy
We have fifty-one golf courses in Palm Springs. He(Gerald Ford) never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot...At least he can't cheat on his score- because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded
Bob Hope
Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer
Tommy Bolt
The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing
Dave Hill