If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family
Lawrence Housman
Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.
John Updike
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Jim Bishop
To make it in life, you and your wife need to be in the same business. That has been my problem all along. My wives didn't know what I was doing. I would come back home from the road to a stranger. That's no good.
James Joseph Brown
Wives of ballplayers, when they teach their children their prayers, should instruct them how to say: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth has upped Daddy's paycheck by fifteen to forty percent
Waite Hoyt
Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde. They have only a brief season of exhilarating liberty between control by their mothers and control by their wives.
Camille Paglia
The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning
Lewis Thomas
All that remains is the faces and the names of the wives and the sons and the daughters.
Gordon Lightfoot
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work
Lee Trevino
It is true ... that the English in general, and indeed most of the men of learning in Europe, have given up all accounts of witches and apparitions as mere old wives' fables. I am sorry for it, and I willingly take this opportunity of entering my solemn protest against this violent compliment which so many that believe the Bible pay to those who do not believe it. I owe them no such service. I take knowledge that these are at the bottom of the outcry which has been raised, and with such insolence spread through the land, in direct opposition, not only to the Bible, but to the suffrage of the wisest and the best of men in all ages and nations. They well know (whether Christians know it or not) that the giving up of witchcraft is in effect giving up the Bible. With my latest breath I will bear testimony against giving up to infidels one great proof of the invisible world; I mean that of witchcraft and apparitions, confirmed by the testimony of all ages.
JOHN WESLEY
There is no gilding of setting sun or glamour of poetry to light up the ferocious and endless toil of the farmers wives.
Hamlin Garland
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Patrick Murray
Soldiers are sworn to action; they must win Some flaming, fatal climax with their lives. Soldiers are dreamers; when the guns begin They think of firelit homes, clean beds, and wives.
Siegfried Sassoon
By intervening in the Vietnamese struggle the United States was attempting to fit its global strategies into a world of hillocks and hamlets, to reduce its majestic concerns for the containment of communism and the security of the Free World to a dimension where governments rose and fell as a result of arguments between two colonels' wives.
Richard Nixon