Driving Quotes
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
Mary Ellen Kelly
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
Peter De Vries
The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
Unknown
A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.
Unknown
Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer.
Unknown
Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!
Dr. Paul MacCready, Jr.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Albert Einstein
When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.
Larry Lujack
Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.
Unknown
The car has become... an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete.
Marshall McLuhan
And I, I took the road less traveled by. I was using a GPS system.
Robert Brault
It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions."
Robert Brault,
