Sex Quotes

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Unknown

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

John Barrymore

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

George Burns

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society.

Malcolm Muggeridge

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

George F. Burns

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable

Quentin Crisp

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

Peter Ustinov

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

Lord Chesterfield

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

Hunter S. Thompson

Sex is a flame which uncontrolled may scorch; properly guided, it will light the torch of eternity

Joseph Fetterman

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

Will Durst

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Dr. William H. Masters

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

Marcus Aurelius

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Drew Carey

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Billy Crystal
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