Weekends do not count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless
Bill Watterson
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
Chuck Palahniuk
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You have had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You are sunk from a riot of relaxation.
Ogden Nash
Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
Anthony Burgess
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
Joseph Addison
There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.
Arnot Sheppard
Middle age is when you are sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it is not for you.
Ogden Nash
Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.
Ed Howe
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
Artie Lange
When you are young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!
Jonathan Brandis
Whoever would have guessed that in the land of cheap sausages and mashed potatoes there could be such a change which would actually bring the French from Paris every weekend to invade Britain en masse to eat great food and drink great wine.
Robin Leachâ€
Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of overcoming it.
Helen Keller
The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
Mignon McLaughlin