I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Mae West
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you have just learned how to cook.
Andy Rooney
It is not women's fault that diets do not work. It is not perversity of lack of willpower. God did this - in Her great wisdom.
Dr. Wayne Callaway
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it is light, she starts to eat.
Henny Youngman
I bought a talking refrigerator that said Oink every time I opened the door.†It made me hungry for pork chops.
Marie Mott
A German immersed in any civilization different from his own loses a weight equivalent in volume to the amount of intelligence he displaces.
Jose Bergamin
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
John Updike
Far too many times over the next 12 to 15 years, it was brought to my attention that people who followed my exercise guidelines exactly but ignored their diet, their weight and their cigarette smoking had heart attacks at age 55.
Kenneth H. Cooper
Never order food in excess of your body weight.
Erma Bombeck
The rest of the world lives to eat, while I eat to live.
Socrates
Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip.
Arnold H. Glasgow