Don't worry about the intensity and direction of the putt -- until you get on the green
If you cannot help worrying, remember that worrying cannot help you
It would take battalions of angels to protect us from our dreaded dangers, though in a long lifetime few of the dangers come to anything.
Perpetual worry will get you to one place ahead of time -- the cemetery
To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to worry because one worries.
Why worry when you can pray?
Worry: a sustained form of fear caused by indecision
I eat everything that nature voluntarily gives: fruits, vegetables, and the products of plants. But I ask you to spare me what animals are forced to surrender: meat, milk, and cheese.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack of wine.
A man, fallen on hard times, sold his art collection but kept his wine cellar. When asked why he did not sell his wine, he said, žA man can live without art, but not without culture.
Wine improves with age - I like it the older I get.
A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.
Your stomach should not be a waist basket
Take twice as long to eat half as much.
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.