We were the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it.
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If you hang your swimsuit On the refrigerator door, The goodies inside Will be easier to ignore.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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