Bill Allred Quotes

It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.

Bill Allred

If I'm gonna poke something into it, it's not going to be my finger.

Bill Allred

Life is like a bowl of old bread.

Bill Allred

Jesus is a place-kicker and he's gonna kick you through the goal-posts of life.

Bill Allred

Being in love means never having to say 'giddy-up.'

Bill Allred

I've had other kinds of spurts, but 'growth' was not one of them.

Bill Allred

It's folks what juggle fire.

Bill Allred

Youre large but not in charge.

Bill Allred

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