Bill Watterson Quotes

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

Bill Watterson

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Bill Watterson

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

Bill Watterson

Weekends do not count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless

Bill Watterson

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Bill Watterson

Theres never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

Bill Watterson

It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.

Bill Watterson

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Bill Watterson

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

Bill Watterson

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Bill Watterson

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Bill Watterson

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

Bill Watterson
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