FINLEY PETER DUNNE Quotes

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

Finley Peter Dunne

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

Finley Peter Dunne

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

Finley Peter Dunne

Vice goes a long way tow'rd makin' life bearable. A little vice now an' thin is relished by th' best iv men.

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Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classified as cannibals

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Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

Finley Peter Dunne

Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.

FINLEY PETER DUNNE