A good husband is healthy and absent.
Japanese Proverb
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
Honore de Balzac
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender
Mary Buckley
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Finley Peter Dunne
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
Simone De Beauvoir
One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
Benjamin Franklin
At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but just as soon as she gets one, she wants everything else in the world.
Elbert Hubbard
It is easier to be a lover than a husband, for the same reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day, than to say bright things from time to time.
Honor de Balzac
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Dame Agatha Mary Clarissa Christie
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.
Anne Bancroft
Many a man isn't as good as his woman, but I never knew a husband who was better than his wife.
Orson Scott Card
I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky.
Anton Pavlovich Chekhov