The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
A good husband is healthy and absent.
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but just as soon as she gets one, she wants everything else in the world.
It is easier to be a lover than a husband, for the same reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day, than to say bright things from time to time.
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.
When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
In a husband there is only a man; in a married woman there is a man, a father, and mother, and a woman.
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
They are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender
You can have all the intelligence in the world and don't have enough stamina. I have seen some very bright, bright women who do not have the stamina for husbands.
Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
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