Husbands Quotes

A good husband is healthy and absent.

Japanese Proverb

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.

Honore de Balzac

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

Finley Peter Dunne

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Agatha Christie

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.

Simone De Beauvoir

When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

Molly McGee

One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.

Benjamin Franklin

At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but just as soon as she gets one, she wants everything else in the world.

Elbert Hubbard

It is easier to be a lover than a husband, for the same reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day, than to say bright things from time to time.

Honor de Balzac

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Dame Agatha Mary Clarissa Christie

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

H. L. Mencken

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.

H. L. Mencken

When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

Mme. Balzac

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can not face each other, yet still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi

Many a man isn't as good as his woman, but I never knew a husband who was better than his wife.

Orson Scott Card

I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky.

Anton Pavlovich Chekhov

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

Groucho Marx

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Helen Rowland

Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender

Mary Buckley

You can have all the intelligence in the world and don't have enough stamina. I have seen some very bright, bright women who do not have the stamina for husbands.

Charleszetta Waddles

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

Zig Ziglar

In a husband there is only a man; in a married woman there is a man, a father, and mother, and a woman.

Honore de Balzac

Husband is like toupe, both used to cover up.

Charlie Chan

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Updated On : January 13, 2014
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