Intelligence recognizes what has happened. Genius recognizes what will happen.
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.
You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.