Driving Quotes

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

Mac McCleary

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

H.G. Wells

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

American Proverb

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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A commuter tie-up consists of you - and people who for some reason won't use public transit.

Robert Brault

No one should be able to enter a wilderness by mechanical means.

Garrett Hardin

Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

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Life is too short for traffic.

Dan Bellack

The automobile is technologically more sophisticated than the bundling board, but the human motives in their uses are sometimes the same.

Charles M. Allen

The speedway ends at the cemetery.

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Remember the street car cannot turn out.

Charles M. Hayes

Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage.

Evan Esar

We are not proving ourselves spiritually worthy of our material progress. We have not been neighborly, courteous, and kind upon the highway. Our lack of decency toward our fellow men is a definite black mark against us.

Cary T. Grayson

On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park.

Curtis McDougall

I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

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