It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Beauty is only skin deep, but it`s a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
It's the good loser who finally loses out.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
The alimentary canal is thirty-two feet long. You control only the first three inches of it. Control it well.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.