~ In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. ~
~ An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. ~
~ The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. ~
~ Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? ~
~ If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. ~
~ We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs. ~
~ Those who stay away from the election think that one vote will do no good: 'Tis but one step more to think one vote will do no harm. ~
~ I'll be glad to reply to or dodge your questions, depending on what I think will help our election most. ~
~ Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. ~
~ A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation. ~
~ I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you. ~
~ The election isn't very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street ~