I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. Lily Tomlin
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. Lily Tomlin
For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it Lily Tomlin
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. Lily Tomlin
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed. Lily Tomlin
Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. Lily Tomlin
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past. Lily Tomlin
Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else Lily Tomlin
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. Lily Tomlin
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
For fast acting relief, try slowing down. Lily Tomlin
For fast acting relief, try slowing down.
To me, sexual freedom means freedom from having to have sex. Lily Tomlin
To me, sexual freedom means freedom from having to have sex.