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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

For fast acting relief, try slowing down.

To me, sexual freedom means freedom from having to have sex.

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