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Took cover. In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.

Jim Butcher

Boobs are near the center of the universe, until you turn twenty-five or so. Which is also when young mens auto insurance rates go down. This is not a coincidence.

Jim Butcher

As a whole, people suck, but a person can be extraordinary.

Jim Butcher

Tonight you will be visited by three spirits, the ghosts of indictment past, present and future. They will teach you the true meaning of 'you are still a scumbag criminal.

Jim Butcher

We're all human. We're all of us equally naked before the jaws of pain.

Jim Butcher

Its not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. Theyre basically huge vibrators. With wheels.

Jim Butcher

Some guy hit my car fender the other day, and I said unto him, \\\"Be fruitful and multiply.\\\" But not in those words.

Woody Allen

I was so surprised at being born that I didn

Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Woody Allen

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Woody Allen

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

Woody Allen

Running isn't a sport because anyone can do it. Anything we can all do can't be a sport. I can run, you can run. My mother can run, you don't see her on the cover of Sports Illustrated do you?

George Denis Patrick Carlin

I'm pretty sure there's no Nobel prize for pornography.

Jim Butcher

The funniest things are the forbidden.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

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Updated On : February 20, 2014
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