~ Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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~ The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. ~
~ Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. ~
~ A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. ~
~ A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. ~
~ I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. ~
~ The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing ~
~ By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant ~
~ Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. ~
~ Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out ~
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