A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant
The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out
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