In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and
bought jewelry.
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