One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and a houseful of books isn't poor.
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.