Groucho Marx Quotes

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

Groucho Marx

A good leader inspires people to have confidence in the leader, a great leader inspires people to have confidence in themselves

Groucho Marx

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Groucho Marx

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

Groucho Marx

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Groucho Marx

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Groucho Marx

Humor is reason gone mad.

Groucho Marx

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

Groucho Marx

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Groucho Marx

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Groucho Marx

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Groucho Marx
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