Let's not quibble! I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, "I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right."
Here's a rule I recommend. Never practice two vices at once.
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
No man worth his salt, no man of spirit and spine, no man for whom I could have any respect, could rejoice in the identification of Tallulah's husband. It's tough enough to be bogged down in a legend. It would be even tougher to marry one.
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water - I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.