~ A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot ~
~ There are so many girls, and so few princes. ~
~ Girls. You never know what they're going to think. ~
~ If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. ~
~ Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. ~
~ When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty ~
~ Boys are sent out into the world to buffet with its temptations, to mingle with bad and good, to govern and direct - girls are to dwell in quiet homes among few friends, to exercise a noiseless influence. ~
~ There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. ~
~ A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night, a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life. ~
~ No one knows how it is that with one glance a boy can break through into a girl's heart. ~
~ A girl is a person who screams at the mouse and smiles at the wolf. ~
~ Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. ~