Ed, what an ugly thing to say. I abhor ugliness... does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it. There. Now we can be friends again.
Doc Holliday
Why, Kate, you're not wearing a bustle... how lewd.
Doc Holliday
Why Ike, whatever do you mean?
Doc Holliday
Maybe poker just isn't your game, Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
Doc Holliday
I'm your Huckleberry.
Doc Holliday
Why, Johnny Ringo! You look like somebody just walked over your grave.
Doc Holliday
You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all!
Doc Holliday
No. Not me. I'm in my prime.
Doc Holliday
Indeed sir, the last charge of Wyatt Earp and his immortals.
Doc Holliday
I've got two guns... One for each of ya.
Doc Holliday
It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.
Doc Holliday
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
Doc Holliday
Wyatt, I am rolling.
Doc Holliday
It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear.
Doc Holliday
Poor soul, you were just too high strung.
Doc Holliday