Quotes from the Movie The Cable Guy

Hard to believe they got the floors cleaned in here after what happened...they had alot of cats.

Chip Douglas

Uh-oh, Steven called the fuzz! Bad boy, bad boy. Watcha gonna do?

Chip Douglas

Could you scoot over just a tad, thanks.

Chip Douglas

I just wanted to be your friend...but I screwed it up.

Chip Douglas

I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable!

Chip Douglas

I learned the facts of life, by watching the facts of life.

Chip Douglas

Someone has to kill the baby sitter!

Chip Douglas

I was in that bed and bath place and now it's closed

Steve Kovac

You may know his boss, Larry Tate. From a little show called, Be-witched.

Rick

Oh...hey, what's up?

Robin