Quotes from the Movie Napoleon Dynamite

Nunchaku skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

Napoleon Dynamite

That one looks like a medieval warrior.

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I caught you a delicious bass.

Napoleon Dynamite

Do the chickens have large talons?

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Pedro offers you his protection.

Napoleon Dynamite

Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals.

Napoleon Dynamite

Yeah, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

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I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchakus in there anymore.

Napoleon Dynamite

YES! YES! YES!

Napoleon Dynamite

It took me, like, 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's pretty much the best drawing I've ever done.

Napoleon Dynamite

Are you guys having a killer time?

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I like your sleeves... they're real big.

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Just listen to your heart. That's what I do.

Napoleon Dynamite

What the heck are you even talking about?

Napoleon Dynamite

You got like three feet of air that time. Can I try it real quick?

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Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food.. EAT THE FOOD!

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Tina, come get some ham!

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Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.

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I hope you guys' experiences are unforgettable.

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LUCKY!

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Your mom goes to college.

Kip

I love the way your sandy hair floats in the air... To me it's like a lullaby... I'm just flying by...Oh so high... like a kite... tied to a stake.

Kip

I'm just getting kinda TO'd. I mean, she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.

Kip

How 'bout some gold bracelets?

Kip

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