~ Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of. ~
~ Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of humanity. ~
~ What is a home without children? Quiet. ~
~ Children have but little charity for one another's defects ~
~ Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off ~
~ The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime ~
~ One of the best lessons children learn through video games is standing still will get them killed quicker than anything else ~
~ Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes ~