College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed.
College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think.
A college education should equip one to entertain three things: a friend, an idea and oneself.
Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors!
Being considerate of others will take your children further in life than any college degree.
I have never let schooling interfere with my education.
One half who graduate from college never read another book.
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's very profound.
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
Colleges don't make fools, they only develop them.
Definition of a College professor: someone who talks in other people's sleep.
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach.
College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
The quality of a university is measured more by the kind of student it turns out than the kind it takes in.
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach
Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
A college education shows a man how little other people know.
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