Holidays Quotes

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

George Carlin

When you like your work every day is a holiday.

Frank Tyger

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.

John B. Priestly

No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.

Erma Bombeck

Working hours are never long enough. Each day is a holiday, and ordinary holidays are grudged as enforced interruptions in an absorbing vocation.

Winston Churchill

I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.

Harlan Miller

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -- they have no holidays.

Henny Youngman

So stick up ivy and the bays, and then restore the heathen ways, green will remind you of the Spring, though this great day denies the thing, and mortifies the earth, and all, but your wild revels, and loose hall.

Henry Vaughan

Now, good digestion wait on appetite, and health on both!

William Shakespeare

Holidays - Have no pity.

Eugenio Montale

May there only be peaceful and cheerful Earth Days to come for our beautiful Spaceship Earth as it continues to spin and circle in frigid space with its warm and fragile cargo of animate life.

U Thant

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

Bob Hope

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.


The holidays are also a time when people freak out about their finances. If you don't want to spend the money, why not try some of the other options instead of killing a bunch of animals?

Christina Applegate

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.

Katharine Whitehorn

The Power Of Failure: We Get To Decide What It Means

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Updated On : March 26, 2011
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