If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.
Charles Dickens
Lawyers know life practically. A bookish man should always have them to converse with.
Samuel Johnson
It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.
Gerald F. Lieberman
The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law.
Jeremy Bentham
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
Mario Puzo
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
French Proverb
The trouble with law is lawyers.
Clarence Darrow
Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.
George Bernard Shaw
The leading rule for the lawyer, as for the man of every other calling, is diligence. Leave nothing for to-morrow which can be done to-day.
Abraham Lincoln
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands.
Spanish Proverb
God wanted to chastise mankind, so he sent lawyers
Russian Proverb
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour
Thomas Jefferson
Lawyer, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
Ambrose Bierce